Pay No Attention To That Man Behind The Curtain
Time for a confession. I have developed many strange "older person" habits. One of them is my current reading of Mary Worth. This comic strips is fantastically odd. It resides in another universe where things aren't quite like our own. I read it online at King Features website, Comickingdom.com, where I find the comments below the strip as good as the strip itself. Here is a sample.
I'm not missing you...Picture of girlfriend
Cut to: "I have what I need"--Vicodin.
Pretty Simple and Direct.
Most addicts are this clear minded, right?